10-19-2016, 11:11 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-20-2016, 10:42 PM by InterzoneagentN.)
I saw a grape yesterday rolling down the street and I thought to myself, I thought this very thing, this very specific thing to myself, I thought: "Fuck that grape. I hope it is alone forever and never makes any friends."
You see friends, grapes are gregarious. The word gregarious means to be sociable and is derived from Sir Anton Gregory who was the most sociable person known to man in the 1200's. His sociability was almost like a disease to some so they smashed the name Gregory with infectious to make this new word, this word that describes grapes quite accurately. Grapes love to be picked, to be touched and eaten and made into wine. They do. They absolutely fucking love it but the thing we must all keep in mind is that grapes are the most horribly self entitled, bullshit fruit in the world. They are a menace to the world at large and no one has done a damn thing to stop them, nothing that has had any effect on our current plight that is. We need help to rid ourselves of these wretched juice sacks, we need a hero. We need you Batman.
You see friends, grapes are gregarious. The word gregarious means to be sociable and is derived from Sir Anton Gregory who was the most sociable person known to man in the 1200's. His sociability was almost like a disease to some so they smashed the name Gregory with infectious to make this new word, this word that describes grapes quite accurately. Grapes love to be picked, to be touched and eaten and made into wine. They do. They absolutely fucking love it but the thing we must all keep in mind is that grapes are the most horribly self entitled, bullshit fruit in the world. They are a menace to the world at large and no one has done a damn thing to stop them, nothing that has had any effect on our current plight that is. We need help to rid ourselves of these wretched juice sacks, we need a hero. We need you Batman.
"Say, Bill. Would you rub some of this powder on my lips?" - Bug